Reblogged from tacoposey
Seth
Hey, heh. I'm Seth, brother of billionaire Pickles from Dethklok. He's the best brother around.



My brother just walked into my room, shoved a hundred dollars in the douchebag jar and stated, “Y’know what? On sandy terrain, crocs seem really comfortable. And y’know what else? I listened to Nickelback’s song ‘Photograph’ while working out the other day. So fuck you.”
PICKLES I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GET YOUR BROTHER FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
You just made my day.
Funny.
(Source: tacoposey)
Okay can I just say that I know crocs are fucking ugly as shit but I still wear them because they are hella comfy and...
Hey, Kate, can we have a “Dumbass jar” for our poli sci class?